What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Besides the religion, what's the difference between Arabs and Jews, if they are the same people from the same part of the Middle East?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Vandals slash tires on dozens of vehicles in West Michigan - MLive.com

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Keir Starmer calls for Iran to return to negotiating table - BBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

No way

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

What is one harsh truth about people's opinions on TXT?